Thursday, July 19, 2012

Dudes Who Wear Tight Jeans

 Why are some guys wearing tight jeans? That shit is not right. The only people who should be wearing tight jeans are girls, gays, and Asian boys. If you're not a girl, gay, or a teenage Asian boy, then you shouldn't be wearing jeans that are tighter than your anus. I see these guys walking on the street with their tight jeans and they have a smile on their face. I don't know how you can have a smile on your face while wearing jeans that put a chokehold on your balls. I would have an angry look on my face if I had to walk around all day with those Steve Urkle jeans. I would commit homicides if I wore tight jeans.

You ever see how a guy with tight jeans walk? They walk like they shitted on themselves. But they don't have any problem with it because they think it's cool. If you're a guy and you think wearing tight jeans are cool, then you're a tool. Tight jeans slow down your mobility. How are you going to be a criminal and have tight jeans? If you try to run from the cops, they will catch you after two steps. You're not going to run from anybody with those tight ass Levi's.

Monday, April 02, 2012

When Hoodrats Attack!

You want to know why I don't date ghetto girls or girls who live in the hood? Because they act like this:

Damn animals! Put these bitches in a cage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, December 04, 2011

Avenue Q is funny as $#!T!

The new Muppets movie is out right now, but if you want to see puppets being profane and obscene, then you should go see "Avenue Q". I went to see 'Avenue Q" last week and it was very entertaining. If you don't believe me, then watch this clip from the musical:

R.I.P. Patrice O'neal

R.I.P. to one of my favorite comedians ever - Patrice O'neal. He passed away last week due to complications from a stroke he suffered in late October. I became a fan of Patrice when I first heard him on the "Opie & Anthony" show on WNEW ten years ago. His brilliant mind, social commentary and infectious laugh made me of fan and follower of his career. I watched his TV shows like "Web Junk 20" on VH1, TV appearances on "Late Night with David Letterman," and his stand-up comedy specials like "Elephant in the Room." I even went to see him live in person at Caroline's Comedy Club with my friend. He was hilarious that night. He will be missed. Gone, but not forgotten. R.I.P. Patrice O'neal.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Subway train

I really can't stand riding the subway train anymore. There's crazy, annoying, and dirty people on the subway train. And it's not just one day, it's every day. It's like Resident Evil. Last week I'm on the train and I feel someone kissing me on the neck. It felt so good. I thought which ever girl is doing that I'm going to propose to her right on the spot. So, I turn around and a dirty homeless dude with rotten teeth is smiling at me. I gave him a tiger uppercut. Damn homeless dude was munching on my neck like he's Edward from "Twilight." Disgusting! If there was some way I could ride on top of the subway train instead of in it, that would be heaven. I can't stand being next to these crazy people in the train. Below are some example videos of just what I experience or encounter on the subway train from time to time:


This is the intro from MTV's seventeen season of Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Duel II. The cast looked more focused doing the Haka ritual dance than they did on the actual challenges. I get excited every time I watch this. The best fuckin' reality show intro in the history of television. Why can't more reality shows begin their shows like this.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Sour Sixteen: Celebrity Faces That Make Us Nauseous

Marilyn Manson - hideous with and without make-up

It's been a while but I'm back with a new post. This post may scare or disgust you. From Marilyn Manson's freakish looking face to Joan River's cartoon character face, here are sixteen celebrity faces that make you want to puke in your mouth:

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Halloween=Lots of Candy=Bad Teeth

To all you kids out there going trick-or-treating this Halloween night, don't eat too much candy or your teeth will look like this guy's:


Monday, September 13, 2010

Celebrities You Wouldn't Want As Substitute Teachers

Lindsay Lohan passed out drunk

Here's a list of some celebrities you wouldn't want substitute teaching your child:

Saturday, July 03, 2010


This July 4th don't play with illegal fireworks or this may happen to you :

Have a safe Independence Day!

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Ultimate Surrender

Wow! Now that's fuckin' hot!

A few months back, I came upon one of the coolest websites I've ever seen. The site features naked women competing in wrestling matches and fondling each other in the process. The losers of these matches get fucked by the winners, who are wearing strap-on dildos. If you enjoy lesbians, sex, and wrestling, then this site is for you. Check out the videos below and visit The WWE is no match for this wrestling organization.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Male Celebrities Who Fathered Illegitimate Children

Father's Day is just a couple of days away and we've decided to compile a list of male celebrities who have had children out of wedlock with their mistresses or random women they met at a club. Some of these male celebrities have denied paternity and more.