The Brat Pact

Knocked Up teen girls
These teen girls think it's fun to be pregnant.
They'll soon find out that it isn't. Dumb little girls!

Teenage girls getting pregnant on purpose and excited about it. If you haven’t heard this news story, let me explain. 17 teenage girls at a Massachusetts high school formed a pact to get pregnant and raise their babies together. When one of the girls found out she was pregnant she said, “Sweet.” These girls were so desperate to get pregnant that one of them even had a homeless guy impregnate her. These teenage girls are fuckin crazy. Couldn’t they have found something better to do with their time like having a slumber party or getting drunk. Getting drunk is better than getting pregnant. These girls could’ve spent their time drinking Bacardi than having a baby. I’ll take a Bacardi over a baby any day.

Who the hell told these girls that having a baby is a good thing. Having a baby is never a good thing. Babies are loud, annoying, and obnoxious. They’re worser than wild animals. These girls will soon find out that having a baby isn’t fun. I’ll be surprised if all of these girls don’t give their babies up for adoption after they become tired of them.

These girls rushed to get pregnant. They didn’t even wait for the prom. At least wait for the prom to get knocked up. These girls see these young celebrity girls like Jamie Lynn Spears and Ashley Simpson getting pregnant and they want to get pregnant too. Just because a celebrity does something, doesn’t mean that you have to do it too. If Lindsay Lohan decides to get a penis implant, will you get a penis implant too? Do you want a cock like Lindsay?

The school was aware that these girls formed a pact to get pregnant and yet they didn’t do anything. That’s irresponsible. Don’t you think it would’ve been a good idea to stop these girls from getting pregnant after the gym teacher reported that all the girls are missing from gym class because they’re all in the nurse’s office getting pregnancy tests. I think the dean got most of these girls pregnant. That’s why the school turned their heads and acted like nothing was going on.

Kobe, tell me how my ass taste?

BON APPETIT KOBE


After getting smacked by the Boston Celtics in the NBA Finals, now Kobe Bryant is getting smacked in a freestyle rap by his former Los Angeles Lakers teammate Shaquille O'Neal. Shaq was caught on video at a New York club on Sunday night dissing Kobe in his freestyle rap, blaming him for his divorce and mocking Kobe for not winning the NBA championship by saying, "Kobe, you couldn't do without me." Shaq then ends his rap by saying several times, "Kobe, tell me how my ass taste?" Shaq downplayed the freestyle rap on Monday and said that he was just having fun and him and Kobe are cool, no issues. I find this hard to believe. When you're cool with someone you don't diss them in a rap song and ask them how your ass taste. Nonetheless, this video was funny. A little gay, but funny. This is just another blow to Kobe and the Laker fans. Maybe Kobe should come out with a response freestyle rap song and say that Shaq's ass taste like Jell-O pudding and he's still waiting for Kazaam 2.


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