Saddam v.s Hitler…..in Hell

VS.

Over two weeks after being hanged and executed, Saddam Hussein entered the gates of hell and was met by the sound of boos. People from former president Richard Nixon to Gangsta rapper Tupac were nearby booing loudly as Saddam Hussein stepped into hell. There was one individual in particular who was booing the loudest. That individual was the one and only, Adolf Hitler. As soon as Saddam stepped into hell, tensions soon arose between the two men. Adolf Hiltler, who tortured women and children himself, yelled out insults and chastised Saddam for torturing women and children while president of Iraq. Saddam did not take this criticism from Adolf Hitler lightly. Saddam wanted revenge and that’s what he got the following day. The following day during lunchtime in Hell’s kitchen, Saddam went over to the table where Hitler was eating and took his chocolate milk when Hitler went to the bathroom. When Hitler came back from the bathroom he realized that his chocolate milk was missing and immediately blamed it on Saddam. Hitler went over to Saddam’s table and demanded that Saddam give him back his chocolate milk. “Give me back my chocolate milk. I know you took it you girly bitch” Hitler said. Then Saddam said that he already drank the chocolate milk and teased and annoyed Hitler by saying, “Nah Nah Nah Nah.” Hitler then got mad and Nazi saluted Saddam in the eye. Saddam then got up and bitch slapped Hitler in the face like a rag doll. The two starting fighting and that’s when the guards came to break it up. Hitler ordered a “Blitzkrieg” on Saddam’s ass and Saddam quickly ran off and went into hiding.

Satan approached the two men and told them to have this conflict settled at next month’s Hell pay per view event. The two men will battle it out in an inferno ring with a steel cage. Tupac will be the referee. Here’s some fight info on the two men for their upcoming pay per view match:

Saddam Hussein

Country: Iraq

Favorite movie: Gone with the wind

Favorite cartoon: Scooby Doo

Favorite food: Pizza with extra cheese

Favorite dessert: Ice cream sundae with

Racial group I hate: Kurds

Political party: Ba’ath party (even

though we never took

any)

Major wars involved in: Gulf War, Iran-Iraq War

Occupation: President

Sexual orientation: Undecided

Smoke/Drink: Yes/Hell yeah

Religion: Sunni Muslim

Date of death: December 30, 2006

Cause of death: Choked by a rope

Responsible for: Gay porn

Favorite sentence: I pity the fool

Accused of the US of: Having weapons of

mass destruction

Children: All over the Middle east

Rock, paper, scissor: Rock (that’s what I’m

surrounded by)

Adolf Hitler

Country: Germany

Favorite movie: King Kong

Favorite cartoon: Looney Tunes

Favorite actor: Marlon Brando

Favorite food: Hot dog

Favorite dessert: Apple pie

Racial group I hate: Jews

Political party: Nazi party

Major wars involved in: World War I & II

Occupation: Chancellor

Sexual orientation: Swinger

Smoke/Drink: No/Only after sex
with Eva

Religion: On and off again Christian

Date of death: April 30, 1945

Cause of death: Shot himself

Responsible for: The Holocaust

Favorite sentence: I pity the Jew

Accused of the US of: Making France pee

in their pants

Children: Hell no (I hate kids)

Rock, paper, scissor: Scissor (to trim my beard)

*Here's Saddam Hussein being hanged:

Saddam hanging video