Dudes Who Wear Tight Jeans

 Why are some guys wearing tight jeans? That shit is not right. The only people who should be wearing tight jeans are girls, gays, and Asian boys. If you're not a girl, gay, or a teenage Asian boy, then you shouldn't be wearing jeans that are tighter than your anus. I see these guys walking on the street with their tight jeans and they have a smile on their face. I don't know how you can have a smile on your face while wearing jeans that put a chokehold on your balls. I would have an angry look on my face if I had to walk around all day with those Steve Urkle jeans. I would commit homicides if I wore tight jeans.

You ever see how a guy with tight jeans walk? They walk like they shitted on themselves. But they don't have any problem with it because they think it's cool. If you're a guy and you think wearing tight jeans are cool, then you're a tool. Tight jeans slow down your mobility. How are you going to be a criminal and have tight jeans? If you try to run from the cops, they will catch you after two steps. You're not going to run from anybody with those tight ass Levi's.